"I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson."
"Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!"
"Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks."
"Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A: Boys 'R Us."
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